Google Hot Trends Mad Lib

I was reading how William McCamment at Dead Rooster mistakenly got traffic from people trying to Google Ambien's new Silence Your Rooster campaign when I was struck with an idea. Without further ado, I present the first Magick Sandwich Mad Lib!

Who am I?

I am an exiled MTV American. I was born in the tomb of the unknown soldier. When my father first saw me he said, "don t date him girl!"

I have blackberry storm brown eyes and a half man half tree complexion. My hobby is collecting Mapquest driving directions.

I wear Heidi Wood clothing and have a pet hobo spider named Mackenzie Phillips. I have given away thousands of feral children to charity. My most prominent physical characteristics are my ups tracking nose and my neurosyphilis.

Who am I?

I might be in trouble, but I'd like to point out that anyone can access Google Hot Trends and that you can find Google's most popular articles and blogs for each hot term by clicking the links I've provided. You can get there from here! So Google should be thanking me, right?

By the way, go the real MadLibs site here or rewrite Hamlet's third soliloquy here.

See, I've got something for everyone! Please don't squash me, Google. Without you, I'm nothing.(Well, I'm still not really anything but Google gives me hope.)