I've won some awards and I'm not sure how to broach the subject. I'm thinking of Sally Field's Oscar speech back in 1985. Yeah, it was twenty-three years ago that she said "you like me" and we've never let her live it down since. So I'll keep this brief and focus on just one for now.
Don of Beyond Left Field has awarded me the distinction of the Hell Award for Evilness. Thank you, kind sir.
In fulfillment of my duties as queen, I shall travel the world geeking chickens and spreading penile acne. Upon my triumphal return, I shall commemorate my reign by digging up Levi McConnaughey's placenta and and eating it scrambled on toast.
But this title is not just about fun. As the standard-bearer for evilness, I am tasked with the selection of three (3) worthy recipients. If I should fall, they must carry on and repopulate the earth with evil clowns. (Oops, I jumped forward, didn't I? I skipped the Armageddon part. Oh well, better for you to find out on your own.)
Henceforth to be known as my evil consort:
Qelqoth, who boasts his own cult, and whose Gacy's Profile Goes Viral concerns an evil clown.
Moooooog35 of Mental Poo,who gives invaluable counsel in Dear Moog, My Boyfriend Smokes Sausage.
Angry Clown, who writes Fix the world, not likely with an anger which beneath the greasepaint must look like...well, anger.
I know you originated this award, AC, but I can't think of a more fitting recipient. Really, I can't. You're the original.
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Thank you for considering us worthy of such an award. However, Damo tried to get us to do this as well and we told him the same thing - we don't do memes, lol.
I mean, I could stick up a page for these trophy things but we don't have that many, lol. Seriously - memes like these would look totally out of place on our page anyway.
Still, I will have to check a few of those other sites you've infected with the meme virus. Which is the part I actually like - discovering new crap to read. :)
And I've just discovered you've given Damo his own award right back to it. That is comical. You do know that the dirty little clown will be fapping over that, don't you?
I've visited Mental Poo before. Some good reads there. Not my usual haunt but then, my usual haunt is a place that sells beer and cheap drugs. ;)
Well done! Richly deserved.
The award looks sooo pretty and just simply fits so beautifully on your sweet little blog site. F*ck yeah!!!
qelqoth--I have mixed feelings about the meme in general, except for mine(cat in space helmet), which rocks. I knew you wouldn't put it up but you are an evil dude and, like Brando, worthy of the award even if you won't accept it.
chris--thank you and please teach me what 'gormless bellends' are so I can laugh without feeling like a fraud.
don--thanks again for this prestigious award. It is one ugly f*cking clown but I'll try to live up to its evil standards.
PS- What is 'fapping'? I just learned chav and chuffed and I'm tired!
A gormless bellend is, er, well literally it's the end of a penis that lacks any idea of what's going on.
Hope that clears things up.
Thanks, Chris! See how you Brits make everything sound so classy?
Thank you! It is a sign of social status to say filthy, abusive and generally shitty things about people and make them sound elegant. Ish.
Fapping is best described here, here, here, here M and here.
And I just inserted an addition "M" in my comment. It's okay. Some weird kid can fap to it.
Kathcom I can't think of a more fitting person or a moar awesome blog to receive this award..then me haha kidding you rawk and deserve it!! I'm not sure that I deserve it but I will wear it with pride and arousal and think of you every time I look at it!!
@qelqoth hows about you accept it but don't display it? You've won the award like 5 times!
Damo - because I'm a snotty little perfectionist who wants to keep his page looking less of a MySpace travesty, that's why. Also, I'm still in the process of deciding whether a trophy room would good or not. :)
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