We Have a Winner!

The polls have closed in The True Patriot caption contest, and the results are in. The finalists were all so good that I wanted to show them each as a proper caption. So we all get to see this photo three more times!

The winner is: Bill from I Animate You with this keen observation:

Another sign that the evolution of man is a work in progress.

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Coming in a very close second is John J. Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer:

Jimbo McNascar continues his slander of the Moran Clan, perpetuating a centuries long Irish feud that began on the Emerald Isle and bitterly rages on in the trailer parks of Alabama.

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And third, but first in my heart, is ettarose at the edge of sanity.

Yeah, I votid for Dan Quail. Whut abowt it?

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Bill, this means you are the very first winner of the soon-to-be-coveted
Magick Sandwich Award!

You've earned it, my friend! Display it with pride!
Not only did Bill accept the award, he also animated it!
I dare you to stop staring at that!

P.S. I had to add an Honorable Mention to Chris at The Lost News, who submitted his caption a little too late. It's just too funny to pass up. Here it is:


Before the love, put on the
glove...Because the stakes are too
high...TROJAN