Recently, I went looking for the Danish cartoons that had gotten so many people's knickers in a twist three years ago. I remembered them having been pretty mild and more aggressively unfunny than anything else. I uploaded a few to Photobucket, which was not amused.
Yes, that's Jesus and Muhammad (or Muhammed or Mohammed, depending on your spelling proclivities) making out. It's a two-fer! Just in case you think I'm on the fence about religion of any stripe, here's a picture of me.
I am truly an equal opportunity offender. What is the perfect gift for the girl who hates everything? A fatwa! After all, look what it did for Salman Rushdie.
Look at him: how else would he have a shot at getting laid by the fat grateful girl at the bar, let alone these women? That fatwa was the best thing that ever happened to him.So show me some fatwa love. You know I deserve it. I might ask you to read some boring stuff but at least it'll never be as long as The Satanic Verses.
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Even allah knows that there's no such thing as a virgin unless she's 9...I guess even in islam that's not good enough. Have a happy jihad!
Was that Oral Roberts University?
How could you be disrespectful at such an, erm, er, forget it.
Did you take a dump on the hands?
Come on, you must have been tempted ...
By which I mean the statue hands, not yours, obviously!
Hahaha
I love the t-shirt. I bet you got some crazy looks at that ORU. No? Surely, they put you on their prayer list.
@don-- you know the old saying, "Old enough to pee..."
@Chris-- Yes, that's Oral Roberts University. We had to take this pic quick to avoid campus security. Taking a crap there is a great idea. Maybe next time.
With a name like Oral, its students must be confused.
@angiess-- thanks. I got more dirty looks at the gym for my Krispy Kreme shirt than I did for this.
I was crossing the street the other day wearing this and there was a woman in full hijab with three kids walking in the other direction. I thought, "How weird we must look to each other." I was glad I was wearing my shirt to balance out her reverence.
Wow! ORU, right here in my own home town! It's a small world after all!
That animation made me bust up laughin'!
Those security guards are probably prayin' for me too -- I was "almost" kicked out of my highschool reunion there because I had a cooler in the back of my truck. Boone's Farm Blue Hawaiian made me little-miss-popularity that night, I'm sure the guards were the only thing that kept us from making the trek over to the hands.
Debbie-- The hands are still there, you've got time.
I was raised on Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and Malt Duck. I got used to puking funny colors!
I don't get it... Why is everything fair game except Islam? When did that religion get a free pass? They can all kiss my ass! All's fair in love, war, and satire. Muslims are so tough and ready to die for their cause, but don't make fun of them. Suicide vests are one thing, but Allah forbid you call them a name. They can't take that.
Stumbled this...
John-- Religious zealots don't have a sense of humor. That's caused quite a few holy wars.
Atheists don't always have it, either. But they don't say, "I'll kill you for not adhering to my lack of dogma!"
Thanks for the Stumble.
hilarious! glad you got those cartoons thru, f**k irrationally rationalized censorship!
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