McCain Left on Campaign Bus Overnight

This could absolutely be real news. (I love the new checklist for staffers to make sure it doesn't happen again.)

Leave it to the Onion to find a way to make me laugh at this rheumy-eyed, lizard-necked shit slinger. Especially when it involves McCain scratching like a hamster at the windows of the B.S. Express....

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  1. I want to work for the Onion. As long as I don't have to really work that is...

  2. VE-- It's my dream job, too, as long as there are other people to pick up the slack when my brain is on the fritz.


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