Both Us Weekly and E!Online have exclusively reported this heartbreaking story of love lost. Apparently, even the amazing tensile strength of a red yarn kabbalah bracelet could not keep this relationship from tearing asunder.In happier news, Madge has scored season tickets to the new Yankee Stadium for herself and for unlimited future adoptive children she may seek to console herself with.
I for one do not know how I'm going to concentrate on the debate tonight.
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Season tickets for the Yankees. Steinbrenner better watch out. Madonna may try to adopt all the foreign players on the team.
Piss, I thought they were already divorced and Ritchie was just holding on to her for a Halloween prop like a singing skeleton or something cool like that.
And they said it wouldn't last. I never saw this one coming.....
He who has the most adoptees at death wins! Angelia is leading...
Wake me when someone adopts a white kid!
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