If the Popemobile happened to cut you off in traffic and you immediately gave him the finger, you, my friend, are a real New Yorker.
On Chocolate News, David Alan Grier's post-election advice to Barack Obama:
...ignore the parts of your white half that may make you want to lie to the country to start a war, watch New Orleans drown because you just don't give a damn, or use a fat white girl's cooter as a cigar holder.
Carrie Fisher in her memoir, Wishful Drinking:
My entire existence could be summed up in one phrase. And that is: If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.
David Duchovny in an April 1997 interview with Playgirl, which folded its print mag this month:
I'm not a sex addict. I have never been to those meetings. It's not funny, and I'll be glad when it goes away.
And my personal favorite:
Kiefer Sutherland to Men's Vogue, on not being able to smoke and drink during his 48 days in jail for DUI:
I was very glad to know that I could quit. And one day, I will.
Cheers, everyone!
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3 Comments; Click here to comment.:
Good advice, and yes that one from Kiefer Sutherland is excellent!
Yes, how could you not love Keifer?
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Chris--remember, if you woke up this morning, it is only because Jack Bauer spared your life.
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