FDA Approves Depressant Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful

It's about time that depressives stopped taking all the heat.
Finally, excessive cheerfulness is being recognized as a disease.
And there is a cure.

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful


  1. There's nothing like a punch to the face or a fart in a confined space to kill any mood.

  2. I was trying to think of something to write back but I was mesmerized by your profile photo.
    I could stare at it for hours, like a lava lamp. It's oddly soothing.


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