4/22/2009

How to Piss Off a Vegan



1) Donate in her name to Heifer International, a non-profit devoted to ending world hunger.


2) Watch her feel warm and fuzzy about how that cute flock of chicks or brace of rabbits is going to help poverty-stricken communities.


3) Watch her smile fade as she realizes that "help" means meat, not pets.

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tink said...

Only a vegan would think for one moment that rabbits or chickens would be considered pets in poverty-stricken areas of the world.

(I am not trying to be mean - I used to be vegan - but I just reckon it's the preserve of the white middle class who have the choice to be vegan when others do not)

Funny blog though. Laugh.

kathcom said...

I couldn't put that better myself, tink. Thanks.

Mike said...

Sooo glad to see something new from you! I've bean waiting days for your next post - I guess you, unlike me, only post when you have something worthwhile to say...

And wow, quite a meaty post today! Sounds like you've really planted your feet on this subject... Okay, enough with the corny jokes, I'll leaf you alone now.

I agree, by the way...

Barry said...

If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat? Huh?

kathcom said...

@Mike--We've got to stop meating like this! Sorry that's the best I could come up with today. My punner is out of whack.

@Barry--Meat was actually God's second choice as it turns out. He started out with chocolate but they kept melting away.

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