The Boyfriend PillowShield your friend from that empty bed with the Boyfriend Pillow, available here. It will absorb her tears as she cries, "I have never felt so alone." And it's wearing a nice button-down shirt so she can also dream that it has a job.
The Bug VacuumThe "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum will come in handy. Because, let's face it: all her screaming won't conjure a boyfriend to kill it for her. And since it's available from Skymall, you can order it while you're on your way to see someone you really care about.
Paparazzi for HireMake her fantasies come true by renting a horde of stalker-azzi from One Night Celebrity. She'll be amazed as she's swarmed by autograph seekers at the laundromat. And when photographers jockey for the best angle, her table for one at MooShu Palace will feel like the best place in town!
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Great Gifts for Depressed Friends