I have nothing to say but it's okay. Here at Magick Sandwich, we plunder others' words for your edification and enjoyment. Today's first quote is a two-fer.
I am a proud non-reader of books. -- Kanye West
My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment! -- Kanye West
My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment! -- Kanye West
West is co-author of Thank You and You're Welcome, a 52 page, spiral bound book. I am a proud non-reader of his book.
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Hell is other people. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is being forced to read Sartre.
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Everything we are is at every moment alive in us. -- Arthur Miller
Uh-oh. I know some therapists who owe me a refund.
Uh-oh. I know some therapists who owe me a refund.
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All they want is to be loved and to feed on our waste. -- Jeff Goldblum
Flies must be proud that Goldblum, who played The Fly, condemns Obama's senseless killing of one of their brethren. I've put safety corners on my fly swatter. But I draw the line at a humane PETA member catcher. I call open season on those morons.
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I figure out the things that they like and then I threaten to hurt those things. -- Jerry Seinfeld
The guy who decreed "no hugs, no learning" on his TV show knows the best way to discipline his children. He should write a book.
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4 Comments; Click here to comment.:
Kanye still has the ability to talk? I was under the impression that he had his own lips surgically attached to his rectum.
These quotes are hilarious. And let me bolster C.B. Jones' sentiments re Kanye West: that man is a grossly overpaid, narcissistic buffoon.
LOL @ the Seinfeld quote.
@C.B.Jones: Would that were true. Then we'd never have to listen to him again. He could blow smoke up his own ass for the rest of his life.
@Hubby: You're not a Kanye fan? I'm shocked, I say, shocked!
@John J Savo: Seinfeld should be the Dr. Spock for our generation, in my humble opinion.
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