6/24/2009

Still More Quotes of the Day


I have nothing to say but it's okay. Here at Magick Sandwich, we plunder others' words for your edification and enjoyment. Today's first quote is a two-fer.



I am a proud non-reader of books. -- Kanye West

My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment! -- Kanye West

West is co-author of Thank You and You're Welcome, a 52 page, spiral bound book. I am a proud non-reader of his book.

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Hell is other people. -- Jean-Paul Sartre

Hell is being forced to read Sartre.

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Everything we are is at every moment alive in us. -- Arthur Miller

Uh-oh. I know some therapists who owe me a refund.

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All they want is to be loved and to feed on our waste. -- Jeff Goldblum

Flies must be proud that Goldblum, who played The Fly, condemns Obama's senseless killing of one of their brethren. I've put safety corners on my fly swatter. But I draw the line at a humane PETA member catcher. I call open season on those morons.

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I figure out the things that they like and then I threaten to hurt those things. -- Jerry Seinfeld

The guy who decreed "no hugs, no learning" on his TV show knows the best way to discipline his children. He should write a book.


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4 Comments; Click here to comment.:

C.B. Jones said...

Kanye still has the ability to talk? I was under the impression that he had his own lips surgically attached to his rectum.

Kathcom's Hubby said...

These quotes are hilarious. And let me bolster C.B. Jones' sentiments re Kanye West: that man is a grossly overpaid, narcissistic buffoon.

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer said...

LOL @ the Seinfeld quote.

kathcom said...

@C.B.Jones: Would that were true. Then we'd never have to listen to him again. He could blow smoke up his own ass for the rest of his life.

@Hubby: You're not a Kanye fan? I'm shocked, I say, shocked!

@John J Savo: Seinfeld should be the Dr. Spock for our generation, in my humble opinion.