The following is a Magick Sandwich Public Service Announcement:
Are you freaking kidding me? With all due respect to the young lady pictured and her strategic use of fishnet, I question the wisdom of nymag.com emailing this to me. Yeah, that's right--New York Magazine!
Forget about the misspelling. I would be disappointed if there weren't at least one. This competition is "In celebration of S.P.I.N. Single Parents in Need." What does that mean, exactly, other than that the sponsors are not donating the box office returns to the group? Apparently, it's not a charity but is a good cause for celebration, since without single parents in need, there would be no pole dancers, right? Or fewer: there would still be girls working their way through college and/or feeding their dope habits. And the legitimate dancers waiting for their big break.
As for the hostess, Jenna Morasca, I'm not surprised to see the Survivor alumna as mistress of ceremonies. Judging the competition are Cris Judd, choreographer and ex-Mr. Jennifer Lopez; Diana Passage, slumming philanthropist and patron of the arts; and...Jason Patric? Dude, why? You can act. You have a career. You don't need to pay to see p***y on a pole. Did you lose a bet?
By the way, I have a suggestion for a sponsor, tailor-made for this event. "This skankfest is brought to you by PURELL®." Whaddya think?
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10 Comments; Click here to comment.:
well, i'm sad, i was going to compete in that contest, and now you've made me feel all skanky and worthless.
hmm...perhaps something a tad strong than purell is needed here, lol. Did ya vote?
Hey, I won this competition five years ago.
@mary: I'm sorry I made you miss out on this golden opportunity.
@Drowsey Monkey: Well, I think they've used muriatic acid in the past but that caused some skin loss.
@John: Congrats! Did it chafe?
What, exactly, is that cameraman focused on? Buddy, her face is "down there".
Oh, wait, that sounds bad...
@Herman: I think the photographer made her look really pretty.
I wish she didn't have a tattoo, though. That looks so cheap.
I don't know if Purell could kill all the germs that pole would possess by the end of the contest!
@thinkinfyou: Maybe if the girls redid that Flashdance scene where the bucket pours on them but have Purell in it instead of water? Or bleach?
Well if anyone can do that (in picture) then for sure she has a good chance of winning the competition.
So I have a question...who you gonna pick...Irene Cara or Demi Moore?
@MichaelR: Irene Cara because she's way less stringy. But Demi as she is today, well-fed and sans rock-hard implants, could give Irene a run for her money.
Unfortunately, with my grace and flexibility, the only poles I can look forward to dancing with are on a walker.;)
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