Knock, knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget!
--from Stop Me if You've Heard This by Jim Holt
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The Onion pushes the boundaries of good taste with this commemorative piece:
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
More from me:
Still Not Funny
#5 of 7 Signs I'm Getting Old
Rudy Giuliani in Sandwich Fixins
P.S. I can imagine nothing more offensive today than screening the DVD of Loose Change 9/11, a film made by and for "truthers" who believe that the same administration that couldn't find its ass with both hands when Katrina hit a few years later had masterminded the controlled demolition of the Twin Towers and orchestrated the ensuing coverup with the cooperation of hundreds of governmental employees and civilians.
To me, that is more disrespectful and defamatory than any joke could ever be. The "facts" presented have been refuted again and again by reputable means. But Dylan Avery, the man responsible for this abomination, should feel good about himself. After all, Charlie Sheen agrees with him. There's a ringing endorsement. Politics certainly does make strange bedfellows but with Charlie, be sure to use a condom. We know where he's been.
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I will never forget...
You are so right about Charlie the pervert Sheen. His brain is as fucked up as his penis.
Kath I couldn't have said it better myself. To attribute the outrageous claims made by the 9/11 Conspiracy Video to our past administration is giving them waaaay too much credit. We're talking about a man who nearly choked to death on a pretzel. Evil Conspiracy Mastermind, he is not.
I couldn't even bring myself to click on the link to the site you mentioned. I just shudder even thinking about it.
@georgie: I don't think any of us will....
@ettarose: Charlie Sheen is so gross I want to wear a full body condom just writing about him.
@Jennifer: Too many people would have had to be complicit in the deception. Bush wasn't able to trump up some WMDs; he certainly wouldn't have been able to do this.
@unfinishedrambler: I should have written that my link is not to the Loose Change site itself. I'm not going to willingly give it more traffic.
My link is to a blog that pulls the movie apart and shows it for the trash it is. (BTW, I found out about the movie because Netflix recommended it to me. Can you believe that?)
Netflix knows you so well, doesn't it? ;)
Word verification: limpenst. Sounds like something perverse in a foreign language, German, maybe?
Charlie Sheen agrees? Why am I not surprised? Wait. Maybe it's the black helicopters and the alien probing that have caused him to be so crazy.
;-)
"Wild Thing" is a Truther? Man, my world has just gone all topsy turvy on me...
Charlie Sheen's brain is IN his penis!
Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"
Q: What color were Mohammed Atta's eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"
Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
What was going through the mind of the man standing on the 12th floor when the planes hit? The 13th floor.
Nothing is sacred to Anon. teh internets are belong to Anon. :p
Anon: Some good ones there--thanks for including them. But I have to ask: why do you then write "teh internets are belong to Anon"?
It's like you're writing as a normal, intelligent person and then you veer into I Can Haz Cheezburger speak.
thts the joke. Anon is teh internetz. teh internetz is Anon.
So the internet is like this godlike cat who rules the cyber-universe? I'm not sure if I'm getting that right but it sounds sort of cool. Or like HAL after Dave starts pulling chips out. Am I over-thinking this?
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