Today, Life Without Feck inaugurates its new feature by recognizing the chutzpah of the talentless douchebag, celebritard and creator of the socially transmitted disease known as "Speidi," Spencer Pratt.To be fair, it's not uncommon for folks to exaggerate to impress others. But Heidi Montag's better half and self-professed king of all media has gone one toke over the line with his claim of scoring 1490 on his SAT exam.
"760 math, 730 verbal," the Hills star, 26, who majored in political science at the University of Southern California, boasted to US Weekly.
It would be giving him too much credit to call him a bullshit artist. He doesn't paint with it; he just smears it all over the walls and says, "Look what I made!" I like Jon Hamm's assessment of the fame-whoring couple in Elle magazine. They're "famous for nothingness." And not the good Buddhist kind of nothingness, I might add.
I'd like to challenge Mr. Pratt to provide proof of his SAT score. I'm guessing he doubled it. Though I don't want to contribute even in a miniscule way to his fame, I am curious. When Al Roker tweets, "I think we're at minute 11 of their 15," I hope he's being charitable. I'd be happy if we're at 14:59 and I'd never see them or write about them again.
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I think YOU'RE being charitable in assuming he doubled his SAT scores. Maybe quadrupled. Or what's the word for multiplying something by 50?
Nice blog!
I feel soooo out of the loop. I never had even heard of him until you mentioned him. Thanks for increasing my pop culture intelligence by one.
No, really. No one talks about their SAT scores in public. Anyone who started to actually give them out would surely choke on their own vomit, or there is no god.
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