It figures that I'd make it to my 200th post on Magick Sandwich and have run out of ideas...or pissed them away, like Ole Saint Nick here.
So after toiling away trying to come up with a caption for my holiday greeting-- draining the cane; golden showers; fictional incontinence; too much milk drunk to hold it to the North Pole; ha ha I said pole; up on the rooftop piss, piss, piss etc.-- I've decided to lay it in your lap.
Down a couple eggnogs and take a crack at this nut. I'd appreciate it. I know there's a good joke in there somewhere. I just can't find it. Happy New Year, everybody! And please remember not to piss in your own boots. It may warm up your feet at first but there's always a price to pay.
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Woot! Congrats on your 200th post. Bask in afterglow of a job well done! A tip of the glass to ya :-)
CONGRATS on 200 posts!!! Keep it up!!
As for the caption the only thing that came to my mind was," That's Santa Claus' evil brother Old Saint Dick."
"Rudolph? Rudolph? Oh no, the crafty bugger's wriggled out of his collar again."
I want to wish you a very merry Christmas. Know you are in my thoughts and prayers. As far as the caption? Santa should have known better than to piss on an electric wire.
Merry Christmas and hugs
SueAnn
The only thing I could come up with for the caption was, "Don't pee on my feet and tell me it's Santa." (Judge Judy reference.)
@Herman: Thanks! I have to get back in the habit of writing but ubtil then I'll stretch out the basking through New Year's. Cheers!
@thinkinfu: Thanks. I don't know how I made it this far. And I love Old Saint Dick. Everybody's got one relative like this at the holidays, right?
@Brian: Do reindeer have a union? Maybe Kringle was trying to get him to pull a double shift. Or Rudolph wanted a smoke break?
@ettarose: Thank you for your kind wishes and a happy holiday to you, too. As far as Santa's concerned, I consider him toy-smart..but without a lick o' common sense whe he's hammered.
@SueAnn: Happy Holidays and Hugs to you and yours!
@carl: You never need to explain a Judge Judy reference to me. I have that quote on the back of some of my stationery. I love it--would you like it if instead of "Santa" it said "rain, dear." My hubby doesn't like it. I'm guilty of over-punning so don't be afraid to tell me like it is.
Way to go on your 200th post!! And that is the best display of Christmas lights I have ever seen :)
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