Friday Flapdoodle

I am so happy that Jake has helped Reese learn to love again. I think we can all rest a little easier even as we ponder why Jake wears a knit cap when it's warm out.

With Reese's love life back on track, I really want to learn more about this Octo-mom. She has all those kids and she has eight arms? Now that's news!

Unsung Bodily Functions Part 1

I think flatulence has earned our respect. Think how far it had to travel just to remind you that you had a taco for lunch.

Just for Fun

At a champagne brunch, ask for a virgin mimosa.

Rihanna and Chris Brown Recording Together

Rihanna and Chris Brown are working on a duet for his next album.

Here's a sample of the lyrics:

Rihanna: I'm sorry I made you angry.

Brown: Look what you made me do.

It's going to be a classic.

Faith, Reconsidered

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

But not a new flower per drop, of course. That would be a doomsday scenario for the human race, pretty flowers choking out all life as we know it. Except possibly bees.

Send a Message to Rush

The Democratic National Committee is sponsoring a contest that may be just a tad mean-spirited. Needless to say, I love it.

Can you help us come up with a message for Rush that we'll place on a billboard right in his hometown? We'll go through all the slogans we get, and the winner will have his or her message appear on the billboard -- and receive a free T-shirt featuring the winning slogan.

If Republican leaders aren't willing to tell Rush, then we will. Americans want President Obama to succeed. Our country's future depends on it. Rooting for the President's failure is rooting for our country to fail.

To get America back on a path to prosperity, we'll need to leave behind the failed partisan attack politics of the past. Americans voted for a new direction in November. Choosing Rush Limbaugh to be the voice of their party -- as Republican leaders have done -- is not the answer.

Send in your suggestion of ten words or less for a billboard and we'll choose the best one to put in Rush's own "backyard":

http://www.democrats.org/rushbillboard

C'mon everybody! Get those creative juices flowing. I know you can do it. How often does one get the chance to turn the tables on a merciless, ignorant bully? But keep it clean, people. We wouldn't want to give the good citizens of West Palm Beach the vapors, would we?


Related posts:
Stop Picking on Rush Limbaugh!
Listening to Limbaugh

Superfluity

When seeing your proctologist, a breath mint is probably unnecessary.