2/23/2010

Charlie Sheen Doesn't Need Rehab!


E! Online announced today that Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab. This is what his publicist, Stan Rosenfield, had to say:

"As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men. He has asked that his privacy be honored."

I'm not sure that Mr. Sheen or his publicist understand the meaning of rehab. Generally, one checks in after experiencing a problem.

MedicineNet.com defines rehabilitation as:

The process of restoration of skills by a person who has had an illness or injury so as to regain maximum self-sufficiency and function in a normal or as near normal manner as possible....
The word comes from the Latin "rehabilitare" meaning to make fit again.
Someone needs to let Charlie know right away--he's going to the wrong place. He needs to go to prehab!



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4 Comments; Click here to comment.:

C: said...

Okay, he's rich, famous, and gets to drink and whore his days away.

Yeah. He doesn't need rehab. He has it down! Lucky bastard!

kathcom said...

C:: Just for a moment, it looked like I had coined the term prehab. I was at the top of Google. Alas, I wasn't the only smartass to think of it, so I'm back down at the bottom where I belong.

Charlie, You gave Feck a moment in the Google sun and for that, I thank you. But, with all the prosties and drugs and wife-choking, I don't think you're pre-anything.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I can't believe it...you're not the only smartass out there? The fahrvenugen?!?!!E#$@!%$ I'm really upset as you can tell.

kathcom said...

Unfinished: Right? Aargh! Wait...are you making fun of me? {sigh}