I was already planning to buy a solid gold toilet when I opened this gem, titled "Sleep with 6 girls in the next 6 days...guaranteed!" Now this is some Hot and Spicy Spam.
Scientists at Harvad University have discovered a strange secret that allows you to control women's minds. And make them want to sleep with you.
Women worldwide are OUTRAGED because they trusted the scientists to use their research for good...
But instead they have discovered the secret to making women horney and attracted to you
Click Here to Discover the Secret
And then use the scientists' discoveries to get chicks into your bed.
Those frigging scientists. We should have known they wouldn't use their powers for good. How else are they going to get laid...by curing world hunger? I don't think so. (And shame on you if you clicked that link. Now get back to work.)