It all started innocently enough. The "Elf on a Shelf" is a pretty self-explanatory Christmas tradition that I thought would be cute to give to my niece. But I didn't know it has a backstory that makes it special and not a little creepy -- depending on how you feel about animated dolls.
|Shelf not included|
|Playing doctor with Barbie? Naughty girl!|
Haven't you always wondered how elves drop a deuce? Wonder no more!
To avoid inflicting emotional damage to both young and old, photos of Clarice in compromising positions with Woody from Toy Story have been redacted.